The other day I went downtown to run a few errands. I went into the local coffee shop for a snack. I was only there for about 5 minutes. When I came out, there was this cop writing out a parking ticket. I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break?'

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. His insensitivity annoyed me, so I called him a 'doughnut eating android.' He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for having worn tires.

So I proceeded to call him 'ticket-writing robot in blue.' He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket. This went on for about 10 minutes. The more I talked back to him the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't really care. I came downtown on the bus.

The car that he was putting the tickets on had one of those bumper stickers that said:
'McCain - Palin'

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. The doctor tells me that it's important for my health.

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